Newsom's California: The World’s Most Expensive Circus

If you’ve ever wondered what it feels like to live inside a reality show that never gets canceled, just ask a Californian. Because of Gavin Newsom’s narcissistic quest to satisfy his dream of becoming president, the state isn’t so much governed as it is… live streamed. And the rest of the country? They’re not just watching , they’re placing bets on what fresh disaster will roll out next.

Prediction markets track everything these days: elections, celebrity meltdowns, UFO hearings, whether a tech CEO will cry onstage again. But California? California is in a league of its own. It’s the only place where people don’t ask if something chaotic will happen they ask what flavor of chaos it’ll be this week.

And honestly, who can blame them.

Gavin Newsom has become such a reliable generator of political bloopers that even the markets can’t keep up. One day he’s lecturing the world about democracy; the next he’s comparing American law enforcement to Nazis at the Munich Security Conference, a moment so jaw dropping that reports say the audience actually gasped.

Can someone please tell this buffoon he’s clowning himself on the world stage and maybe loop AOC into that conversation too?

If prediction markets ever opened a contract on California gas prices, traders would probably laugh. It’s too predictable. Of course they’ll go up. Of course they’ll hit some new record. And of course Newscum will blame someone else, probably Trump, for his failures.

California has become the nation’s favorite running gag not because the people are bad, but because the leadership can’t stop handing out new material for the rest of the country to laugh at.

We have a chance to turn things around this November. We get to decide who will replace Newsom. Let’s elect a common sense leader and not someone who’s chasing personal glory only to face plant every time the cameras roll.